http://www.loltech.org/blog Manufacturers and distributors of premium qualitly lols. Tue, 17 Aug 2010 05:19:24 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Just a quick update today detailing some of my recent adventures with the fairer sex. WOMAN 1 Woman 1: Hey, you should take me out to dinner sometime to make this relationship about more than just sex. Me: Ok. You want to go out to dinner sometime? Woman 1: No. What the fuck? Why are you trying to ... http://www.loltech.org/blog/?p=588 Hey, I'm Imasen and this is loltech.org. I suppose if you are reading this that means you are here and you already know that and I'm a world class retard. Oh wait, you might have googled "worlds sexiest man" and found the site that way. If so, welcome ladies and ... http://www.loltech.org/blog/?p=535 Holy fuckballs! It's been almost a year since I last updated this site. Um, sorry? In my defense, shut up. Like 3 people read this site anyway, and I hate 2 of them. I really, really hate the third. Have fun trying to work out which one you are! Anyway, I've wanted to write the ... http://www.loltech.org/blog/?p=469 Welcome to the all new and unimproved loltech.org! I’m still your host, Vice-President of Awesome Affairs; Imasen! So what’s changed? Well the site is no longer designed by a bi-polar diabetes having, colourblind, socially retarded narcissist with a chip on his shoulder and a sugar free redbull in his hand. ... http://www.loltech.org/blog/?p=348 Greetings Citizens. Brace yourselves fuckers, some of you may want to sit down. Or if you are already sitting, you may want to lie down. Or if you are already lying down WAKE UP YOU LAZY CUNT! What could be so devastating as to require ass to chair contact? Only ... http://www.loltech.org/blog/?p=324 [caption id="attachment_303" align="alignleft" width="297" caption="It's funny coz he rapes me there."][/caption] So Easter long weekend, fuck yeah children. Too bad its Monday and tomorrow is back to work day. I've been breathing in mouthfuls of phlegm all weekend in my usual cancerous state. Can I stay not sick for 15 consecutive ... http://www.loltech.org/blog/?p=301 For reasons too complicated to get into, I'm in a terrible mood and want to vent my anger. Luckily the other night I saw the brand new Nicholas Cage film "Knowing". Actually now that I think about it "luckily" might not actually be the best word to describe it. This is the ... http://www.loltech.org/blog/?p=261 Greeting and welcome to another edition of "What does Justin hate this week?" Hold on to your old timey hats and your monocles, as the answer may totally shock...... IT'S YOU! I want to give a special loltech welcome to all my new readers. I have no idea who you are or ... http://www.loltech.org/blog/?p=236 Greeting me fans, it's that time again, when I drop some knowledge on you so hard it hurts. Today I was looking at the stats for the site and I noticed that someone had found it by googling the phrase "fucking my sleeping sister". I have no idea what to do with information. On ... http://www.loltech.org/blog/?p=210 2 blogs in 2 days, I a hard bloggin motherfucker. [caption id="attachment_200" align="alignleft" width="198" caption="Seriously."][/caption] So I was contacted recently by one of my millions of female admirers and she told me some stories of horror about Morley, the suburb in which she works. And in an effort to get into her ... http://www.loltech.org/blog/?p=195