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I hate you McGlew.

More to come.

New article. Also contains 2 bonus articles.

http://www.loltech.org/articles/metimez.htm

In other me news, masturbation.

Bigfoot.

http://edition.cnn.com/2008/US/08/14/bigfoot.body/index.html

In other news, Jesus did not appear in any tortillas this week. Local believers devastated. This just in: Internet luminary Imasen finds the image of Vin Diesel in his bean dip. Vatican refuses to comment. Conspiracy?

Need more proof of the end of times? Here’s one. McGlew got a haircut. HE GOT HIS HAIR CUT. !!!!. I think that is 4 of the 7 signs of the apocalypse right there. I don’t know about you but I’m buying some shotgun shells for when zombies walk the earth.

That is all.

Fuck you Tom Nook. Fuck you in your stupid racoon ass.

So after writing this http://www.loltech.org/articles/shortround.htm I downloaded Katy Perry’s whole album. No one can say that I don’t research my topic thoroughly, even if its a week after actually writing it. Anyway, song six is about a myspace scenester contains and contains the amazing line “I hope you hang yourself with your H&M scarf while jacking off listening to Mozart”. The song perfectly describes every scenester I’ve ever had the displeasure of co-existing with. The song title? “Ur so gay”.

So I take back what I said in the article. Katy Perry is going places, and shes making out with girls when she gets there.

….writin a blog.

I’m supposed to fill this out daily but I don’t fucking DO anything! Unless people want to read how I played LOTRO, jacked off, watched Psych, jacked off and went to bed, probably jacking off in my dreams. I have to go do something today so I have something to write about. Maybe I will go visit Cam, hes a super exciting guy.

That reminds me. Hey me, on the weekend please write an article about Cam’s disgusting beast friends like Ridjus and Kerlis and describe in detail how they are a walking affront to God and should be slowly killed for the betterment of all mankind. Fucking Ridj.

I’m slowpoking here but I saw The Dark Knight for the first time recently. Two words. Holy shit. Two more, different words. lol wut.

From the second the movie started till about 5 minutes after it ended the entirety of my ass was confined to one part of my seat. The edge.

Smarter people than I have said better things about the film then I ever could. I will just say this. When I stood up from my chair and looked down at where I sat, a pile of bricks remained. Why? BECAUSE I SHAT THEM.

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Bloggin, like blimpin, aint easy.

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