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Your love locked down.

So what up, been a while. In my defense I’ve been sick as shit, dying of some type of ultra flu. I’m serious with this shit, it weren’t no regular flu nigga, someone fucked a monkey down the way somewhere to get this shit started esse. What the fuck? Why am I talking like fucking Snoop Dogg? I think I’ve been watching to much of The Wire.

Yes I have been neglecting this site, and not because I’m busy doing anything cool like absailing down buildings or having kung fu battles on top of scaffolding 10 stories up. No, mostly because I’ve been playing the DS and jacking off. Not exactly material for hard hitting in depth journalistic masterpieces.

Of course I don’t want to disappoint my millions of fans and stalkers worldwide so I am working on a few things that may be interesting. Right now I’m working on a script of a video fucking cleverly entitled “untitled”. Control yourself ladies, I wont be taking off my shirt, oiling up and flexing while going “YAH”. Probably.

Other than that, I’m currently listing people I hate and how much I want to kill them and shit on their corpses. So, business as usual in that regard.

Alright, I’m late for god damn work, so watch the site over the next few weeks. If you are very lucky I might even put up another sexy photo of McGlew. Rawr.