Welcome!

Welcome, my name is Imasen. I'm the Executive Vice-President of Awesome Affairs at loltech.org. I constructed this site in the spare time I had between recording a hit record and waterskiing over a lake made of supermodels and heroin. Why? Well to make the world a better place. We are online amidst a sea of furry porn, bad Goth poetry and homicidal skin wearing racial fundamentalism. Who better than a sarcastic cynical narcissistic motherfucker like me to guide you through, and point out the stupidity in this maze of porn an anonymous death threats? Well Seanbaby but I cant afford to pay him so you will have to make do with what you got. Fucking ingrates.

If at any time you are about pass out from hilaritude, just remember this sobering fact. There is donkey porn just a mouse click away. One last thing. Get ready for lots of talk about ninja. Just because I can. SHORYUKEN!

Just so you know

All content on this site is protected by a staff of incompetent, easily distracted guards, and by international copyright laws. So don't steal from me. Rest assured, even though the unguarded airvent leads from outside my gigantic doom fortress directly into the central core chamber/place where I store all the money, secret documents, drugs and hookers doesn't mean that you can come in and poke around. Keep your filthy hands off my hookers.

Recent Updates

The Fatson and Byron Show.

So. Hi. Yeah, been a while. Turns out I'm lazy. So lazy I can't even be bothered calling you names like "asshole" or "fuckface". So I wont call you those things I sort of already just called you. Anyway, Fatson and I are working on a new site. Imaginatively called fatsonandbyron.com. We put some deep thought into that one.

So yeah. I don't know what I'll do with this site, but hopefully I might actually update it one day. For the time being, go here for all your me related needs!

A warning for the pussies.

This site is intended for over eighteens only. Not because of all the porn and references to my drug habits, I don't care if the kids see that. But mainly because whenever anyone says the word "fuck" the hearts of children everywhere break. And how can you and the spirit of a streetwise Jive talkin' karate monkey save the Rollerskating band camp Rec Center from the evil Multinational Corporation without a group of kids with bikes and uplifting human spirits?

In summary, I know that there are people out there that may find content on this site offensive, but there are just as many people jerking off to scat porn, so you can understand why I couldn't care if you don't like the word "fuck".