reviews

Can you guess what this page contains? No not buried treasure, reviews! Here I will review whatever I happen to be holding at that moment. Games, movies, websites, books and whatever else I can think of through my prescription drug induced haze. Warning: Most of these things will be very very crap, to increase the chances that I can make fun of them. I will subject myself to these monuments to pain so you wont have to. Just click on the links to visit each section. Stuntin' Like My Daddy: What goes on in my brain? Well when I'm not thinking about having sex with women I see on the street, or trying to decide the most amazingly kick ass way to kill myself, I'm trying to figure out how this song exsists and how the fabric of reality can survive something this amazing. Read about it here.

Stuntin' Like My Daddy: What goes on in my brain? Well when I'm not thinking about having sex with women I see on the street, or trying to decide the most amazingly kick ass way to kill myself, I'm trying to figure out how this song exsists and how the fabric of reality can survive something this amazing. Read about it here.

The old stuff

This stuff isn't new anymore. The sidekicks thing for instance. Written when I was 17 and stupid. Now I'm 26 and stupid. Still, after writing that I knew what I wanted to do with my life. Fight crime. When that failed I had to fall back on writing as my second choice. I'm now on my 27th choice and falling.

Sidekicks: Read about one of the greatest crimes against humanity, and the reason I will never again be able to watch a video without crying in this amazing review of the Chuck Norris movie "Sidekicks"

Ninja: The definite review on the silent killers of the night. Complete with probably never seen before pictures!

Enter the Dragon: Today I watched this for the first time. Come and see my thoughts on the movie. Warning, this article contains pictures of one giant fucking afro.