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I know, amazing right? As part of my new quest to stop being a pussy and improve my lot in life, Fatson and I are going to a party for a model friend of his. It has been described to me as  “a bunch of model friends, all with fake breasts”. That was all I needed to hear. I’ve seen pictures of some of the girls going and holy fuck. One of them is so hot my penis may actually have been damaged by just looking at her. So we are going, and I plan to make a fool of myself by hitting on girls so far out of my league that we aren’t scientifically considered the same species. At the very least, my epic failure will make for some good blogging.

Imasen out.