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Here you are at the brand new information and navigation page. What is the information an navigation page I don't hear you say because you are on the other side of the internet and not standing behind me touching yourself and asking stupid questions? I will answer you anyway. It is still the place to go to see what each section contains without having to go through the complicated task of clicking your mouse on the links and then reading, but it now also has the added bonus of containing some brand new sections that I didn't know where else to shove. Look around!
If you are compiling data to build the ultimate fighting robot, then information about me is in this link right here. But be warned, I am prone to random acts of violence, so it might be best to base the robots personality on someone less evil than me. Someone like Lex Luthor or Satan.
State of the art (soon) Michelangelo once said that: "A man paints with his brains and not with his hands". But what does that dead fuck know. No, a true artist paints with a microphone, a Glock .44 and a low rider. Yes, hip hop; the greatest art from the world has ever seen. I like to think that were Da Vinci were alive today, he would be busting dope rhymes over a hot Timbaland beat. This page is a semi/bi/whenever weekly look at hip hop music and culture. From the highs of Nas' One Mic, to the astounding lows of Da Kidnappa's Woodgrain Grippin, this section looks at them all. Grab your fucking 40 oz and head on in. |
Miscellaneous (soon) Ah the miscellaneous section. What goes in here? Um....miscellaneous.....stuff? Look man, I'm just going to dump left over crap in here that doesn't fit in any of the other categories. Things like fiction, and stuff that has signs of quality, you know, stuff that isn't found elsewhere. I don't expect this section to update very often, but apparently I like making these here little boxes. Just shut up and click the link will you? I cant sit here typing all day, I have little boxes to make! |
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What you are currently reading. Warning: The information on this page is considered vital to National security. If you are viewing this with any foreign devils, knock them out, throw them in a sack, email me and wait for Agents to kick down the door. |
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Click this link to be transported through time and space directly to the front page. It's like fucking Sigfreid and Roy. The magic part, not the tigers and the butt sex. |
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Want to know what is happening in the world? Then fuck off to CNN. Want to know who is being stupid, and how much you should hate them? Then visit the articles page. I'm just like a regular journalist, only I fucking swear an assload more. |
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If don't know what the page called "blog" contains, you have bigger problems than finding out what I've done lately. You better look around, because someone with your advanced level of retardation is bound to have at least part of the house on fire.
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Go here to see what I think of things. I review anything. Seriously, its like a disorder or something. I'll be watching a jellywrestling match between 3 naked hotties, and I'll be like "That was a good fly kick, but if she back-punched before she did it, she could have taken out the other girl". |
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Chronicling the adventures of misanthropic assholes Fatson and Byron, this page contains information on our heroes, as well as links to articles and videos of their hilarious outings and journeys. It may also contain images of the two subjects, and exposing your eyes to Fatson is like being punched right in your soul. You have been warned. |